The Zeppelin Society In the deep, rubbery depths of the underground in Hickville, 23¼ men were plotting to form a society. Most of these men were grimy, some were odious, and some were even acne-ridden! They used their windmills as transportation and would get their food by grinding cows, fish, and rocks. This arrangement wasn’t working as nonchalantly as the men had hoped. Thus, the Zeppelin Society was born! Instead of blue, rubber windmills, they introduced the concept of using zeppelins as flour to feed themselves and their pet starfish. They would spit the starfish at the town idiots and fly their zeppelins over adjacent towns and drop the pita bread on the commoners and laugh, "Hah! You look like tacos!" as they did it. Now, everyone had toupees, even if they weren’t bald. Thus, the main idiocy of the Zeppelin Society was accomplished.
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