The Worm that Ate the Globe Okay, so there was this peanut worm that I never really liked. He'd always spit and say, "Boogah boogah!" Ugh. He thought he was a cowboy or something, because he would call himself "Billy Snotnose." What a stupid name. Well, a stupid name for a stupid politician, I guess. He was, in fact, the governor of Nuttville. He supported pine tree policies, but was extremely evil. He would chew the trees and lick anything living. One day, he accidentally spilled coffee on a tree and realized how delicious it was. First, he ate the tree. Then he moved on to squirrels, then homosapiens! That malicious worm ate everything he could spill coffee on! After he ate the living, he decided to swallow the world. People decided that he needed to be cooked. Distracting the young worm with a town idiot, they smashed him into a pot and stuffed him into a turkey! As he thrashed and twitched, people swore they heard him scream, "Tickle my pizza!"
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