Ka-plazooie.
Um... I'm not dead yet!

Okay, it's a new record! Three updates in one year! Well, in six months anywho.

We Want YOU!
Help us help you! Send in your writings, ravings, rantings, and poetic ramblings today! The Chronicle wants your stuff. The Chronicle needs your blood--er, stuff. For more information on how to become one of us, see page four.

Poetry SLAMMED!
That probably would have been an excellent title for a review criticizing poetry. Sadly, it is not. Instead, we have some (long overdue) posting of poems by the loverly Catherine! Numbering four in all, they are available for your perusal on page two. Seriously, they're cool.

Pictured Above: Mask-doohickey.
I'll Never Look At Twins the Same
Masquerade, the newest addition to the creative section of the site, will leave you gasping in astonishment and shivering in your shoes. It may also leave you looking over your shoulder for your not-so-evil twin, but I can guarantee that you will either like this story or... um... not like it so much! Anyway, it's an excellent piece of prose, but not for the faint of heart. Go read it! Now! (Pg.3)