The Boogley Disease The famed disease, Hibbly Hobbly, has crippled sardines of all ages across our lazy nation. It makes the potato famine look like a Sunday regatta. Pomeranians would cry every night because of the tarring and feathering of friends and family. Sardines lined up to coat the army and spread the disease. Well, the disease did spread, as quickly as the selling of drugs to elementary kids. This worried all types of birds. They refused to spare all carriers of the disease immediately. The birds wuld eat the vermin, and when the disease forked them, they would ram into the town idiots and squawk, "Die, you spork nuggets!" Thus, the disease ended as the government officials died off.
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